You know… she solved you. The mascot.

Smile for me now, brother.

stay-beautiful-lovex3:

Yes

as if men had a monopoly on murder.

a writing blog: if you think you were born in the wrong era

1.
fuck off.

2.
realize that time machines
were built
for richstraightwhite men who have
never feared walking down
the street at night.

3.
smoke cigarettes with the luxury
of knowing that
they’ll kill you someday.

4.
throw away your record players
and smash your vinyls into…

if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl

“New York? Too close. Vegas! Ugh, no. Too touristy.”